DONT DROP THAT GPA, AYYE! DONT DROP THAT GPA
This article sums up all the reason’s why you shouldn’t join Teach for America. Public school teachers are being laid off, but TFA is expanding—leaving some of its own recruits uncomfortable.
she look like she came straight from the office to film this
this penguin makes me feel better
I like penguin.
it’s actions say NYOOM but its face says it dont give a fuck
what happens when artists actually come to brazil
So I got a detention today.
Which is kinda dumb because I’m (mostly) a model student, you know? And get this - Heres what Im in for: I said…*whispers* a swear word in class. 60 minutes of punishment for the phrase: “That’s really shitty.”
So this is how it went down: I’m sitting in math class last hour before break and my teacher hands me a little slip saying that i gotta go see the vice principal. And im thinking, “damn, i thought she forgot about that.” The horrible cuss word was uttered a few days beforehand and, well, i figured she didnt even remember. I walk down there (in my full-body cat kigurumi btw) and mrs. Whatever isnt there. So i mull around and steal a candy cane off the offices mini fake tree (Im already in trouble anyways so gotta go big or go home) until finally, i talk to the desk lady who calls the vice principal down. We walk into the room and start to have a chat about how our high school doesnt tolerate swears bluh bluh etc and that i should find alternatives to cussing. Thats where this picture comes in. This lady just fucking WHIPS this goddamn list out of nowhere and shows it to me in a completely serious manner. “Heres some examples of words you can use when you want to swear.” W H A T.
And here she is in all seriousness and im trying not to laugh while asking if i can have a photocopy because this is actual comedic GOLD. This sort of phooey doesnt actually happen in real life, right? I mean holy snappin turtles what the frog is this Skikaka? Jumpin Jiminy, Public school is bogus!
what the William Shatner is going on here?!
I approve of these so hard
Son of a monkey, I’m saving the heck out of these. :D
You son of a motherless goat , i dont care wha the fountain duck you think you pokemon im gonna kill you
I don’t have a ”type”. If I like you, I like you.
And if I like you, you’re pretty special.
Because I hate everyone.